The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
I just can’t help but think that this girl is too good for me and that she deserves someone that’s going to treat her better
- are you gay?
- straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
- gay people: hella
- are you straight:
- straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
- gay people: nah